Welcome, fellow time travelers. This therapy session is brought to you by a team of highly trained professionals who are not actually here to help you with your time-space anxiety.
In this session, you will learn to navigate the treacherous waters of time paradoxes, temporal loops, and the crushing existential dread of watching your future self's laundry pile up in the present.
We'll explore the following topics:
Time Paradoxes and You Temporal Self-Awareness Time Traveler Support Group Paradoxical Puzzles Time Police Report Time Theory Chrono-Counseling Corner