Time Traveler's Guide to Pixelated Pandemonium
Welcome, time traveler! Congratulations, you've made it to Pixelated Pandemonium! You've probably ended up here after getting lost in the timestream, but don't worry, we'll help you get back on track.
Time Traveler's Guide to Pixelated Pandemonium
Pixelated Pandemonium is a dimension where time is currency, and pixels are the only thing that matters. Here's how you can navigate this strange new world:
- Buy time in chunks of 1 second each. You can trade it for things like "I Told You So" moments, "I Should Have Eaten That" moments, and "I Wish I Had A Pixel Gun" moments.
- Visit the local pixel art museum to see the works of the great masters. Be sure to bring your own pixelated lunch.
- Take a trip to the Time Traveler's Tavern for a pint of Chrono-Brew, the local time-traveler's beer.
- Don't even think about trying to leave. You'll never make it back to your own time. Trust us, you don't have the pixels.