Time Hoppers Guild - The Newsletter for the Chronos-Curious

Volume 3, Issue 5 - The Chrono-Chronicles

By the Time Hopping Guild

Published by a Time-Traveling Editor, for the benefit of the Time-Displaced.

Featured Article: Time Hopping Goofy Mistake

Time Hoppers Guild members are advised to be cautious of a recent anomaly that has caused a ripple in the space-time continuum, resulting in a Goofy Mistake that may have caused a 5-year jump in the timeline. Please report any further discrepancies to the Time Hopping Guild authorities.

Time Hopping Goofy Mistake

A Time Hopper, known only by their handle "ChronoChaos," has reported that they have made a goofy mistake while attempting to travel to the year 2050. Instead of reaching the sleek, high-rise city of New New York, they found themselves in a previously abandoned theme park from the 1950s.

When questioned about their mistake, ChronoChaos explained that they had accidentally hopped into a parallel dimension where the theme park never fell into disuse.

Errata:

For those affected by the Goofy Mistake, please note that the Time Hopping Guild has set up a support group for those experiencing dimensional trauma.

Time Hopping News:

Stay tuned for the latest on the Goofy Mistake investigation, as well as other time-traveling news and events.

Upcoming Events:

Time Hopping Summit - Join us for a discussion on the ethics of Time Hopping, and how to avoid making a Goofy Mistake.

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