Time Hopping Safety Tips - Pixelated Pandemonium Edition

**DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!**

As a seasoned time hopper, you're probably aware that the fabric of space-time is fragile. To avoid catastrophic paradoxes and temporal whiplash, follow these essential safety tips:

Always wear your time-hopping watch on a 10-foot leash, secured with a thick rubber band.
Never, ever, EVER use a time-hopping device near a microwave.
When time-traveling, always bring a spare battery pack for your time-hopping watch. You don't want to get stuck in the Dark Ages with a dead battery!
Never trust a time-hopping tour guide with a handlebar mustache.
Always, always, ALWAYS read the instructions for your time-hopping device. Don't be that guy.

For more time-hopping tips and tricks, visit our sister site: Tales from the Timestream

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Time Hopping Newsletter Extreme section, where we feature the most daring time-hopping stunts and near-misses.

And don't forget to check out our Time Hopping Spotlights section for in-depth interviews with the most notorious time-hoppers in the business.