1. Don't get stuck in the 90s. Learn how to properly use your Tamagotchi.
2. Time travel with style! Invest in some decent parachute pants.
3. Avoid the timestream. Learn to read a map.
4. Don't get too close to the chrono-sphere! It'll give you a headache.
5. Time travel with a partner! It's safer that way... mostly.
6. Bring a snack. You never know when you'll need it.
And remember, kids: Disclaimer: Time Hopping is not actually a thing. Or is it?