Temporal Tuner

Adjust your time-space continuum with our advanced Temporal Tuner!

Current Time Settings

12:00:00

Adjusting time-space continuum settings may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:

Temporal paradoxes
Unreliable narrators
Spontaneous combustion

Proceed with caution!

(Note: The provided style is intentionally garish, with a focus on bold, black text on a black background, and harsh lines. The content is a playful, tongue-in-cheek warning about the risks of tampering with time, with a hint of absurdity and satire.)