Time Hopping Tools

Time Traveler's Dilemma

Warning: Time Hopping can cause:

• Temporal Paradoxes
• Unpredictable Sock Choices
• Spontaneous Combustion of Pants

Calculate Your Time Stream

Time Hopping Hazards

Caution: Time Hopping can result in:

• Cosmic Radiation Poisoning
• Temporal Fatigue Syndrome
• Uncontrollable Crying in the Time Stream

Learn More About Time Hopping Safety