Troubleshooting Guide for your Time Machine

This is not a guide for actual time travel, but rather for troubleshooting your Time Machine, which you've probably broken.

Step 1: Check the Time Machine's power source

Is the power cord securely plugged into the wall? Are you using a power strip? Did you forget to turn off the machine while it was still plugged in?

Power Supply Issues

Check if the power cord is securely plugged into the wall. Is it a cheap, flimsy power strip from the 1980s? Try using a more reliable power strip, like the one you bought in 2018.

Note: If you're still having issues, it might be the time-space continuum that's broken.

Step 2: Check the Time Machine's settings

Is the time dial set to the correct century? Are you using the correct time-space coordinates? Did you accidentally set it to "Party Mode" again?

Time Dial Issues

Try setting the time dial to the correct century. If you're still having issues, it might be the time-space continuum that's broken.

Note: If you're stuck in 1999, it's probably because you set the time dial to "Y2K Mode" again.