Incident Report:
Time Traveler: Zorvath, the notorious chrono-bandit
Description: Zorvath has been spotted in the vicinity of the Pixelated Pandemonium Space-Time Vortex, tampering with the fabric of reality.
Cause of Action:
The Pixelated Pandemonium Time Police Department has been alerted, and our agents are hot on Zorvath's heels.
Recommendation: All citizens are advised to avoid any areas where time dilation is imminent.
Next Steps:
Awaiting further instructions from HQ. Please stand by for updates.
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