Welcome to the Time Compaction Unit of the Time Slips and Glitches Division. We're the ones who make sure time flows smoothly, except when it doesn't.
Our team of highly trained chrono-regulators are on the job 24/7, making sure that time doesn't slip into chaos. But sometimes, things slip through our fingers, and time starts to get a little wonky.
When that happens, we have our trusty Time Compaction Units, equipped with the latest in time-space technology. They're like time-space ninjas, slicing through the fabric of reality with ease.
But be warned, time compaction can be a delicate art. It's not just about stopping time from slipping, it's about making sure the fabric of reality doesn't get torn apart in the process.
So, if you're experiencing time slippage, don't worry! Just contact us, and we'll send one of our time ninjas to sort things out.
Time Slip Cleanup and Maintenance
Time Slip Statistics:
Time Slips per Hour: 4567
Glitches per Minute: 213
Time Slip Fatality Rate: 0.0012%