You've been arrested for:
Date of Arrest: 23rd February 3050
Time Coordinates: 14:30:00 UTC-5
Offender: John D. Time Traveler
Charge: Causing a rift in the space-time continuum by neglecting to fold his socks in a neat and orderly fashion
Sentence: 1 year in a maximum-security chrono-cell, 500 hours of community service, and mandatory attendance in "Socks-101: The Art of Folding" course
Recommended by: Chief Chronos, Time Police Department