Buy the Chrono Cycle 5000: Time Traveler's Best Friend!

Warning: Time Travel is not for the faint of heart. Side effects may include:

• Temporal Displacement Syndrome
• Spontaneous Human Combustion
• Mildly Irrational Sense of Urgency

Don't let these risks scare you! Our team of expert chrono-engineers has carefully calibrated the Chrono Cycle 5000 to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience. Well, mostly safe... and mostly enjoyable. Okay, fine. It's still a work in progress.

Features:

• Time Leak Insurance - Because you never know when you'll suddenly be in the past
• Built-in Time-Space Continuum Stabilizer
• Free upgrades to the latest Time Traveler's Handbook

Order now and receive a complimentary set of Time Machine Socks!