Where time is a currency we can all afford!
Our time travel technology has been perfected. Well, mostly perfected.
Browse our time machine inventory! Read our comprehensive guide to time machine usage! Contact our expert time travel technicians!Disclaimer: Time travel can be hazardous to your health. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Also, don't try to travel to ancient Egypt. Trust us.
We have a limited time machine model, the "Chrono-Tastic 3000" on sale for only 1 million dollars!
Buy now!Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity! (Or do, we won't judge you.)
"I went back in time and accidentally killed my grandfather, but at least I got a great story out of it!" - John D.
"I used the time machine to travel to the future and saw a world where cats were in charge. It was purrfect!" - Whiskers McGee
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Meet them!To make time travel accessible to everyone, even if it kills us. (It probably will.)