Time Machine Specs

Welcome, time traveler! You're looking at the specs for our top-of-the-line time machine, capable of traversing the ages with ease.

Key Features:

• Time Period Selection: Choose from a vast array of time periods, from the ancient Egyptians to a dystopian future.
• Temporal Stability Protocols: Our proprietary technology ensures you won't arrive back in your own time period with a few extra years of wrinkles.
• Cosmic Radiation Shielding: Protect yourself from harmful space-time distortions with our state-of-the-art shielding system.

Performance Metrics:

• Speed: 3000 miles per second
• Accuracy: ± 5 minutes
• Stability: 99.9%

Still unsure about the time travel experience? Read our FAQ or get some tips from our seasoned time travelers.

Disclaimer: Our time machine is not responsible for any paradoxes created or timelines altered. Use at your own risk, space traveler!

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