Time Sliders 9000

Because who needs a boring old calendar when you can have a time-traveling contraption that looks like it was built by a mad scientist?

• Time Travel Guides
• Time Sliders Shop Schedule
• Time Sliders Troubleshooting

			** Warning **

Time Sliders 9000 is not responsible for any timeline paradoxes caused by reckless time travel.
Use at your own risk!

**Side Effects May Include:**

* Temporal disorientation
* Spontaneous combustion
* Uncontrollable urges to shout "BUTTERFLY!" at inopportune moments

**Do Not Use If:**

* You have a fragile sense of self
* You are allergic to temporal displacement
* You are a giant chicken