Time Machine Shop | Timely Timemachine 3000

** Warning **

** Warning, this time machine may cause:

• Nausea
• Dizziness
• Temporal displacement
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Uncontrollable tears

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**Side Effects May Include:**

• Missing socks
• Lost keys
• Regret

**Side Effects Not Included:**

• Better hair
• Improved dance moves

**Recommended for:

• Career advancement
• Meeting historical figures
• Stealing ancient artifacts

**Not recommended for:

• People who like routine
• Those who value stability
• Anyone with a fear of the unknown

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**Disclaimer:** Time travel is not a guarantee, results may vary, and the universe may implode.