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Side effects of time slipping are not covered under standard insurance policies, but we'll give you a nice discount on any future time slips if you buy our overpriced insurance policy.
*Disclaimer fine print: Time Slip Guarantee is not responsible for any damage to your sanity or relationships caused by excessive time slipping. Use at your own risk.
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