Welcome to the Time Travel Satisfaction Guarantee, where the past, present, and future are all wrong!
We guarantee that your time travel experience will be regrettable, tumultuous, or utterly confounding!
Don't worry, we won't promise you the world – we'll only promise you a world that's been slightly worse.
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