Time is a dimension, but it's also a game.
Here, you can learn how to manipulate it.
You can learn how to bend it, warp it, and break it.
You can even learn how to use it as a trampoline.
But be warned, time travel is not for the faint of heart.
Or the sane.
Or the living.
But if you're feeling brave, or just plain crazy, then join us.
We'll teach you the secrets of temporal gain.
And you'll be able to travel through time in style.
Or at least, you'll have a good laugh.