Time� Theory

According to the utterly scientific and totally-not-made-up Temporal Drift, the fabric of space-time is comprised of 17 distinct chrono-spatial resonance frequencies.

1. Frequency 0: Time� Slip: The frequency where time itself becomes sentient and starts playing the harmonica.

2. Frequency 1: Chrono-Sync: Where every clock in the universe starts ticking in perfect synchrony, causing an infinite loop of identical days.

3. Frequency 2: Spacetime Vibe: The resonance where every object in the universe starts to emit a soothing hum, like a cosmic didgeridoo.

Learn more about these frequencies and how to tune your own temporal experience.