Pixeled Pandemonium: A Guide to Losing Your Mind

Welcome, fellow sanity-deprived individuals!

Step 1: Identify Your Trigger

Do you get irrationally angry at squirrels stealing birdseed? Do you find yourself yelling at the TV during reruns of The Great British Baking Show? Congratulations! You're well on your way to becoming a full-fledged Pixie of Pandemonium.

Learn how to channel your rage into a productive outlet.

Step 2: Practice Mindless Mindlessness

Give yourself permission to be a little...unreasonable. A little...unpredictable. A little...utterly-irrational.

Discover the art of doing things without thinking them through.