We, the Prophets of Woe, do not actually have any methods. Our methods are purely fictional, and you're just making it up as you go along. We're pretty sure that's a thing.
By visiting our humble abode, you acknowledge that you've been warned. If you still proceed, you're probably going to get hurt. Or at least mildly disappointed.
Hyperlinks are not actually links. They're just words with URLs. Don't @ us.