Squashy Gloves

Welcome, Expert Squasher! Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of insect squashing prowess. You're now ready to don the most iconic, most legendary, most utterly impractical squashing tool in all the land: Squashy Gloves!

These aren't just any gloves, my friend. No, no. These are precision-crafted, ergonomic marvels with built-in bug-squashing appendages that'll make the most seasoned squasher weep with envy.

Key features:

• Super-squashing appendages: Each finger tip has a built-in spring-loaded, hydraulic-powered bug-squashing claw.
• Adjustable squashing sensitivity: From delicate leafhoppers to behemoth behemoth bugs - our squashing system has you covered.
• Built-in snack compartment: Store a few snacks to fuel your squashing sessions. We recommend Bug-Blaster Bites.
• Advanced squashing analytics: Track your squashing efficiency, squashing ratio, and most importantly, your squashing streaks.

But don't just take our word for it! See what other Expert Squashers say:

"Squashy Gloves changed the game for me. I'm now the undisputed Squashing Champion of Pixelville!" - Pixel Pete, Pixelville "I was skeptical, but after donning Squashy Gloves, I squashed 37 bugs in one session. My record stands, and I won't let anyone top me!" - Bugzilla McGee

Ready to join the elite ranks of the squashing community? Click here to order your very own pair of Squashy Gloves!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Experimental Squashing Modules and see what kind of chaos you can stir up.