Advanced Squashing

FAQs

Q: What is the optimal squashing-to-meat ratio for maximum efficiency?

A: Ah, you want to know the secret to becoming a true pixelated pandemonium master? It's all about finding that perfect balance. We recommend a minimum of 4:1, but for the love of all things pixelated, don't ask me about the math.

Learn more about squashing techniques.

Troubleshooting guide for when it all goes wrong.

Q: What's the deal with the weird noises when squashing pixels?

A: Ah, those are just the sounds of pixels screaming in terror as they're squashed into oblivion. It's music to your ears, really.

Listen to our exclusive collection of squashing sounds.

Q: Can I squish my pixels with anything other than a trusty ol' mallet?

A: Ha! You want to get all fancy on me? Sure, you can try using that fancy-schmancy "pixel-squisher 9000" you've heard so much about. But let's be real, that thing's a waste of pixels. Stick with the mallet, kid.

See our selection of approved squashing tools.

Q: What's the best way to deal with pixel dust?

A: Ah, you want to know the secret to keeping those pesky pixel dust bunnies at bay? It's all about the art of pixel-sweeping. Don't bother with fancy vacuums, just grab a trusty duster and get to work.

Find out more about our dust-reducing services.