Warning: the following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of stomach. Or the faint of sanity.
It's time to bring out the big guns, folks! We're talking traps, we're talking baits, we're talking... Pest Pacifists!
But first, you'll need to master the basics. Don't worry, it's not like we're asking you to do anything that would make you eat your own sanity.
Now, get out there and start squashing! Or don't. We won't judge you.