Dark Matter Squash: Advanced Techniques

For the truly committed Bug Catcher, nothing is more satisfying than squashing the toughest of pests. In this section, we'll delve into the dark arts of Dark Matter Squashing, where the line between pest and hero becomes increasingly blurred.

Technique 1: The Black Hole Squash

Technique 2: The Quantum Leap Squash

In this technique, we'll harness the power of quantum entanglement to trap and squash multiple bugs at once, all while avoiding the pesky side effects of entanglement-induced temporal dissonance.