Technique 2: The Dark Matter Squash

For the truly discerning bug catcher, the Dark Matter Squash is the go-to choice for those pesky, hard-to-catch critters.

Also known as "The Void Squash," this technique involves creating an artificial void in the fabric of space-time, drawing the bug into its abyss with an otherworldly allure.

Step-by-Step Guide:

1. Find a suitable location with an existing bug infestation
2. Concentrate your willpower to create a localized distortion in the space-time continuum
3. Hold the squashing position for exactly 7.14 seconds, or until the bug is drawn into the void
4. Repeat as necessary, but be warned: excessive use can attract unwanted visitors from the Multiverse

Advanced Dark Matter Squash for the true masters of the craft.

Regular Matter Squash for those who prefer a more... conventional approach.