By now, you should have a solid grasp of basic squashing techniques. But, you're not here for basic. No, no. You're here for the fancy stuff.
Today, we'll be exploring the dark arts of squashing with unconventional tools. Be warned: these methods are not for the faint of heart.
**The Squash-o-Matic 3000**
Imagine a world where the laws of physics no longer apply. Where a mere thought can crush a mountain. That's the world of the Squash-o-Matic 3000.
With its patented Squash-Tron technology, this device can squash anything in its path. Literally.
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**The Squash-a-Tron 9000**
This ancient relic of a squashing past has been rediscovered and restored to its former glory. With its built-in Squash-Tron technology, this device can squash with a mere thought.
But beware, the Squash-a-Tron 9000 comes with a steep price tag: a pound of rare, exotic squashing dust.
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**The Squash-nado 5000**
Imagine a tornado made entirely of squashing power. That's the Squash-nado 5000.
With its powerful squashing vortex, this device can level entire city blocks with ease.
But be warned: the Squash-nado 5000 comes with a warning label: "Do not look directly at the squashing."
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