Quantum Flap Technique

Warning: This technique is not actually a real thing, but it sounds cool, right?

Prerequisites:

You will need:

• A PhD in quantum physics
• A degree in Extreme Ironing
• A willingness to risk certain madness

Procedure:

1. Hold a fluffy kitten in one hand, and a quantum computer in the other.
2. Close one eye and focus on the other.
3. Wave your arms like a madman, and shout "FLAP!" at the top of your lungs.
4. Collapse into a nearby couch, and contemplate the uncertainty principle.

Tips:

Don't forget to wear a lab coat, and a safety harness. The Quantum Flap Technique can be hazardous to your mental health.

Also, be sure to have a good insurance policy, because when it goes wrong, it goes very wrong.

For more information on the Quantum Flop Technique, click here.