Step 1: Embrace the Inconsequential
Step 2: Find the Unfindable Variable
Step 3: Squash the Unsquashable Bug
Step 4: Repeat Until Insane
What is Paradoxical Squashing?
Paradoxical squashing is an advanced technique used to debug code that has been deliberately obfuscated by the developer themselves.
When to Use Paradoxical Squashing?
Use paradoxical squashing when the code is so convoluted that even the developer can't find the bug.
Why Should I Use Paradoxical Squashing?
Because, let's face it, the alternative is to admit defeat and call it a day.