Time dilation traps: the ultimate way to waste hours, days, and years of someone's life. These contraptions manipulate the fabric of time, slowing it down to a crawl, making you question what day it is or even what century.
- Loss of productivity
- Increased procrastination
- Decreased sense of urgency
- Inability to tell time from a clock face
- Uncontrollable urges to play with a ball of yarn
Disclaimer: Time Dilation Traps are not responsible for any lost time. Side effects may vary. Do not use while operating heavy machinery, unless you're trying to stall the clock in the break room.