Advanced Deception Techniques for the Modern Bugcatcher
Are you tired of being seen as the office hero for catching bugs? Do you want to be the master of misdirection, the sultan of subterfuge? Then look no further! This guide will teach you the art of Advanced Deception.
Lesson 1: The Art of Misdirection
Use your charm and wit to distract your victims while you subtly manipulate the environment to conceal the bug.
Lesson 2: Mastering the Art of Deceit
Use your mastery of human psychology to manipulate your victims into thinking you're helping them while secretly manipulating the code.
Lesson 3: The Dark Arts of Bug Catching
Use your mastery of the dark arts to turn the tables on your victims and make them believe you're the one who's been caught in the web of deceit.
Remember, a bugcatcher's gotta do what a bugcatcher's gotta do.