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Stealth Mode

Welcome, agent. You've stumbled upon a top-secret government facility, but don't worry, we've been expecting you. In this guide, we'll teach you the art of sneaking past the pixelated pandemonium that guards our servers.

Step 1: Disable Your Blinking Lights

Those bright lights can be quite... distracting. Click here for more information on how to turn them off.

Step 2: Dye Yourself In

Our facility's walls are made of the most advanced reflective material known to science. Click here for tips on how to blend in.

Step 3: Steal Our Snacks

A hungry agent is no agent at all. Click here for the most secure snacking guide in the business.

Step 4: Bug Catcher's Secret Sauce

This is the secret ingredient that makes our agents unstoppable. Click here to learn more.

Step 5: Exit, Staged

You've made it this far. Now, just click here to exit the facility without getting caught.