Temporal Liability Release Form

By signing this form, I, the undersigned, release all temporal liabilities and absolve myself of any and all responsibilities for past, present, and future events.

I understand that by doing so, I may be subject to unforeseen consequences, including but not limited to:

• Time-travel-related injuries
• Paradox-induced brain damage
• Unintended timeline rewrites

But I still want to sign it, because I'm feeling brave today.

Read the fine print (Section 3) for further details.

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