Texture Squashing: The Art of Making Your Textures Look Like You Tried

Welcome to the Texture Squashing Guide, where we'll teach you how to take your dull, boring textures and turn them into masterpieces that will make the world weep with envy.

Step 1: Choose Your Canvas

First things first, you need a canvas to squish. This can be any surface, but for maximum effect, choose something that's already got some texture going on. Like a brick wall, for example, or a poorly made pizza.

Remember, the key to texture squashing is to not be afraid to get messy!