Squashing Pixels: A Beginner's Guide
Warning: Pixel Squashing can be hazardous to your sanity. Proceed with caution.
Step 1: Identify the Problem
- Notice a pixelated mess in your life?
- Realize it's not just your eyes that are playing tricks on you.
- Acknowledge the pixelated abyss that is your screen.
Step 2: Gather Your Tools
- Pixel Squashing Gloves
- A can of pixel-removing spray
- A magnifying glass (for those hard-to-reach pixels)
Step 3: Squash Those Pixels!
- Put on your pixel squashing gloves.
- Spray the pixel-removing spray liberally.
- Inspect your work through the magnifying glass.
Step 4: Repeat as Necessary
Remember, pixel squashing is a marathon, not a sprint.
For more advanced techniques, see our Advanced Pixel Squashing Tactics page.
Or, for a more philosophical approach, see Embracing the Pixel.