It's said that the Pixley Bug, a sentient, mischievous creature with a penchant for mayonnaise, invaded our world in September 1987. But what drove this insect to our shores?
Some say it was the promise of a never-ending supply of mayonnaise-based snacks. Others claim it was the lure of our planet's abundant supply of pixelated video games.
But the truth, dear reader, is far more sinister. It's said that the Pixley Bug was actually drawn to our world's nascent 80s fashion trends. The neon colors, the synthesizer music, and the obligatory mullet hairstyles all combined to create a bug-friendly environment.
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