Welcome to the official FAQ of Plastic Friend, the world's most esteemed Rafting Expert. In this multi-part series, we'll tackle the most burning questions on the topic of rafting, because let's be real, who doesn't love a good raft?
Part 2: Rafting 101, because you clearly need more info
Q: What is Rafting?
A: Rafting is the art of navigating a raft, which is essentially a floating platform with a bunch of wood and some rope, down a river. It's like kayaking, but without the kayaking. Or is it? Part 3: The Great Rafting Conundrum
Q: Why should I, as a human, care about rafting?
A: Well, you should care because rafting is a great way to see the sights, get some exercise, and possibly become a legend among your peers. Plus, it's a good way to get away from the crushing ennui of modern life. (Rafting for the Soul)