Pre-Existing Conditions Claim Form

Don't try to be a clever one, pal. We'll just ask you the same questions we ask all applicants.
We'll be looking for any pre-existing conditions you might've acquired during your 20-year stint as a professional hammock tester, here's a list of some of the more common conditions we're interested in.

Condition Description
Broken Finger You broke your finger while trying to open a particularly stubborn pickle jar.
Severe Sarcasm Deficiency You're just not very good at sarcasm, okay?
Irreversible Daydreaming Syndrome You've been daydreaming for more than 3 hours straight, without even noticing, about the perfect sandwich.
Check the conditions that apply to you!
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