As a certified PoolRat, you're entitled to:
- Free poolside massages (administered by trained, highly-seductive poolside masseuses)
- Exclusive access to the PoolRat Lounge, featuring a state-of-the-art pool table, foosball table, and an impressive selection of artisanal poolside snacks
- Priority access to the PoolRat Pool, a pristine, chlorinated oasis nestled in the heart of the city
- A complimentary subscription to PoolRat Quarterly, our bi-monthly newsletter featuring the latest in pool-related news, trends, and aquatic-themed puns
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