PoolRatsUnite: The Official Ratios of Awesomeness
Welcome, fellow PoolRats!
We're not just rats, we're not just swimmers. We're PoolRats, the kings of the water's edge.
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Our Current Ratios:
- Snack-to-Brain Ratio: 10:1
- Burrow-to-Swim Ratio: 5:1
- Cuteness-to-Stealth Ratio: 8:1
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