Q: What is the Prank Call Initiative?
A: It's a secret society of mischievous individuals dedicated to calling your friends with ridiculous, absurd, and hilarious pranks. We're like a book club, but with more screaming and less book-clubbing.
Q: What kind of pranks do you guys use?
A: Oh, you name it. We've got pranks for everyone: the classic "is your refrigerator running?" joke, the "you're on the phone, but I'm not really talking" technique, and even the infamous "I'm sending a team of highly trained ninjas to your location" gag.
Q: But won't people get annoyed?
A: That's the point! We're all about embracing our inner weirdos and pushing the limits of human patience.
Q: Can I join the Prank Call Initiative?
A: Of course! Just take the Prankster Pledge and be prepared to face the wrath of your friends and family. We have no qualms about abandoning you to the depths of despair when you inevitably get caught.
I, the undersigned, hereby pledge to:
1. Call my friends with ridiculous pranks, no matter how many times they've asked me to stop.
2. Use my best "is your refrigerator running?" impression, even when it's 3 AM.
3. Never, ever, ever answer my phone when someone calls.
By signing below, I acknowledge that I'm a willing participant in the Prank Call Initiative and will face the consequences of my actions.
Sign the pledge and join the ranks of the most feared pranksters the world has ever seen!