Peel the Bride: A Tale of Woe and Regret
It's said that the most epic prank ever pulled was the Great Peel-the-Bride Prank of '07. Wherein a mischievous group of Pranksters, led by the infamous Zephyr "The Peel" McPeel, decided to peel the bride's dress, not just once, but TWICE. Yes, you heard that right, folks. Twice.
Now, you may ask, "Why the double-peel?" And to that, we say, "Why not?" It's all about the drama, the flair, the sheer audacity of it all!
But beware, for the bride was NOT amused. In fact, she was so NOT amused, she wrote a strongly-worded letter to the Prankster's Union, demanding they cease and desist all future peeling activities.