Disclaimer: By viewing this page, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept the following:

• The contents of this site are not actually art.
• The contents of this site are not actually good for you.
• The contents of this site may cause temporary but severe eye strain, headaches, and/or existential dread.
• The contents of this site are not endorsed by any reputable art critic, gallery, or sentient being.
• The contents of this site are solely the product of our own warped imagination, and you are welcome to leave at any time.

We reserve the right to change, modify, or delete any of the above at our discretion. Or not.

By continuing to view this page, you are agreeing to all of the above and any other terms we might add or remove in the future.