Pre-Game Appetizers: Because You're Gonna Need the Fuel, Buddy

Welcome, friend! You've arrived at the Pre-Game Food Frenzy, where the only thing more abundant than the nacho cheese sauce is the enthusiasm for nacho cheese sauce.

Our menu features a variety of delicious, artery-clogging delights designed to get you ready for the big game. Because, let's face it, you're gonna need the energy.

Here are some of our top picks:

• Chili Bliss: A hearty, spicy chili to warm your bones and your taste buds.
• Buffalo-Blitz: Because you can never have too much buffalo sauce, right?
• Spicy Squid Thing: A seafood option for the more adventurous types (or just for those who enjoy a good cephalopod).

And for the real thrill seekers, we have:

Inferno Wings: Because you asked for it, we're gonna give it to you. Fire-engine hot, these babies will leave you crying for more.