Are you tired of waking up in a world where the coffee shop is a block party and your cat has learned to speak fluent French? Do you fear the crushing uncertainty of a timeline rewritten by the whims of a careless chrono-architect? Look no further than Predestination Paradox Insurance Co.!
We offer comprehensive coverage for individuals, businesses, and sentient time-traveling dust bunnies. Our policies cover everything from minor temporal displacements to full-scale reality revisions.
Our expert agents will guide you through the complexities of time-space navigation and help you avoid those pesky paradoxes. Don't let the butterfly effect become the black swan event for your life!
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