Welcome to the Chrono Crisis, where every decision you make is a predestined disaster. Or is it?
Are you tired of the tedium of free will? Do you yearn for the certainty of a predetermined path? Look no further than our pit of predestination!
Our expert team of chrono-skeptics will guide you through the labyrinthine paths of predetermination, ensuring that every choice you make leads to a soul-crushing conclusion.
Learn more about our Predestined Punishments and how they'll ensure you never experience the thrill of the unknown.
Don't miss out on our Temporal Temptations, where the promise of a predestined reward is just a click away.
But be warned: our services come with a 100% chance of regret.
So, what's it going to be? Will you take the leap of faith into the pit of predestination, or will you brave the uncertainty of free will?