Watch Cat Videos Method 3: Inventing a new dimension in cat procrastination
Step 1: Find a Cat
Locate a cat. Any cat will do. It doesn't matter if they're asleep or awake.
Step 2: Watch Cat Videos
Click on the cat. Click on the cat. Click on the cat. Repeat. The cat will eventually get the hint.
Step 3: Create a New Dimension in Procrastination
Using the cat as a focus point, create a mental dimension in procrastination that defies the laws of physics, space, and time. This may take several minutes to several years.
Step 4: Inhabit the New Dimension
Move into the new dimension, leaving the real world behind. The cat will be with you. You will be one with the cat. Together, you will be unstoppable.
Step 5: Repeat as Necessary
Repeat steps 1-4 until you've achieved optimal levels of procrastination.