The Art of Procrastination: A Guide

Welcome to the Procrastination Institute, where doing nothing is our only job

Mission Statement:

Our mission is to provide a space where individuals can hone their skills in the art of doing nothing, and to share their expertise with the world.

Our research has shown that the key to success lies not in the doing, but in the not doing.

We're not just a think tank, we're a think tank with a very relaxed atmosphere.

Our faculty includes:

We have many resources available to help you improve your skills in the art of procrastination:

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Join us in our mission to do absolutely nothing.

Or, you know, just go ahead and click the link below.

Go back to the start, and do it all again.