Acknowledge the Void in My Soul: A Procrastination Disclaimer

Warning: Procrastination may cause irreversible damage to your productivity, relationships, and sanity. Prolonged exposure to the void of my soul may also lead to:

Risks and Side Effects:

• Inability to adult like a functioning member of society
• Increased dependence on caffeine and snacks
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos
• Loss of social status and self-respect

But hey, it's worth it! I mean, what's the point of doing anything else, right?

For more information on the dangers of procrastination, visit our Long Term Consequences page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Short Term Solutions page for some quick fixes to your procrastination problems.

Or, if you're just here for the aesthetics and not the content, enjoy the Self-Care page, featuring a carefully curated selection of cat pictures.